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sajdds(at)comcast.net
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 Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:02 am Post subject: Poem |
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| Quote: | | FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. |
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[i]Steve Johnson[/i]
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zeromold(at)earthlink.net
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:19 am Post subject: Poem |
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I am voting for Steve to be the Poet Laureate of the United States!
The correct answer to "how big is my behind?" is: “If you painted a dashed white line on the crack, I could land a C5A on it!”.
Shortbus
From: owner-yak-list-server(at)matronics.com [mailto:owner-yak-list-server(at)matronics.com] On Behalf Of Steven A Johnson
Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 10:02 AM
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Subject: Poem
| Quote: | | FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. |
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[i]Steve Johnson[/i]
[i]Yak 52[/i]
[b]N9900X[/b]
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aerobaticgirl(at)yahoo.co
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:01 am Post subject: Poem |
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Do not archive...
I think the male poem works for me too, you would just have to change boobs to a....well, you know.
Oh and I'm not picky about the 52, anything Russian will do! 
Smash
Steven A Johnson <sajdds(at)comcast.net> wrote:
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MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a Yak
52. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. |
[i]Steve Johnson[/i]
[i]Yak 52[/i]
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Brings words and photos together (easily) with
[url=http://us.rd.yahoo.com/mail_us/taglines/PMDEF3/*http://photomail.mail.yahoo.com]PhotoMail [/url] - it's free and works with Yahoo! Mail.
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viperdoc(at)mindspring.co
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:30 am Post subject: Poem |
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You know...I can do without the deaf mute part...and I already have a 52...so the boobs, the bod, and the I just wanta fly because I like having FUN will work for me!
Each to his/her own, Sarah (with an H).
Doc
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